Therefore, the answer to why everyone likes this crappy song is as follows: (Maybe they were using science too, bastards!) It's like someone saying to you, “Raise your hand right now if you'd like someone to perform oral sex on you… and you'd like an Incubus t-shirt.” Thus, by aligning themselves with Jagger's moves (something awesome), Maroon 5 guaranteed that their song would become ubiquitous, no matter how shitty it was. In fact, two things are for certain on this planet: (1) Hoes gon' be hoes, so you can't blame Tammy, and (2) Jagger's moves are appealing. One thing we can be sure of, however, is that Jagger's moves - whatever they may be - are appealing.ĭamn appealing. But ultimately, we can never be entirely sure. Most likely, the song refers to his dance/swagger moves (52%). Jagger is a swaggering Rolling Stone of a name thats been picked up by a number of fellow celebs, including Lindsay Davenport and Brett Scallions-while Soleil Moon Frye pulled a gender switch when she bestowed it on her daughter.
One of his daughters, Elizabeth Jagger, posed for Playboy, so perhaps they are referring to his disappointed father moves (11%)? The name Jagger is a boys name of English origin meaning 'carter'. It's even less likely (15%), that the track refers to his creepy old man moves, ie when he was vibrating his crotch at Superbowl XL. It's 16 percent likely that Maroon 5 is referring to the movement of his active sperm, considering he has children by multiple women. Scientific Analysis: We must analyze: Which of Mick Jagger's moves does the song refer to? The question: Why?Ītmospherics: Soft, uncomplicated drum kicks digital bubbles and tinks sort of melodic homogenized electro pop trembly, accessible guitar work the predictable parts of house/rock hybrids Christina Aguilera's bottom-of-the-mouth swag. Clearly it sucks, yet it sits atop Billboard's Hot 100. Vocal powerhouse Christina Aguilera has lent her vocals to a brand spanking new. Published: Tuesday 21st Jun 2011 by David. Now he takes his shirt off every chance he gets.īackground: “Moves Like Jagger” replaces rock ethos and grit with helium-filled balloons. New Song: Maroon 5 & Christina Aguilera ‘Moves Like Jagger’. Oh, also, Adam Levine got some tattoos and started working out serious. They were fun for longer than one could have anticipated, but have now settled into their role as the white Black Eyed Peas. Per NPR, the song was the first time Adam Levine looked to other songwriters outside of the band for help.'What. Those fuckers are everywhere now, and they have been for a while. 'Moves Like Jagger' was a first for Maroon 5, and it might not be what you'd expect. This song is about to burst through the walls of your temporal lobe like a big red beverage pitcher. It is a brand of horribleness that it almost impossible to verbalize. Im not saying I love Levine but, if youre going to bash lyrics in a song, and the song, and the band, at least know what they mean. History: God (likely) intended for Maroon 5 to be an important-but-middling critic's darling, but they mortgaged their indie-cool to become ubiquitous. But 'Moves Like Jagger' is none of those things. Song 4: Moves Like Jagger By Maroon 5 This song uses the device Repetition. Song: Maroon 5's “Moves Like Jagger,” featuring Christina Aguilera Personification means when an inanimate object or something abstract is.
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